Dachas Woken
Askance Dhow
Hacksaw Node
Hacksaw Done
Handsaw Coke
Awash Conked
Snacked Whoa
Deacon Hawks
Canoed Hawks
Deacons Hawk
Cowhand Sake
Whacks Anode
Whack Anodes
Nachos Waked

I'm a torrent watcher. To be more specific, a bit-torrent watcher. Friends are consternated by this behavior on my part, in fact most find the activity to be a bit wacked, but I am here to make my case.

I suppose I should first describe what I mean by bit-torrent watching, and to do that, I need to give a little overview of my relationship to media and entertainment.

r presently at small yet gaining ground among slow self esteemers with no sense of judgment but hark me was involved in a sidewalk rage incident yesterday, or, to be more accurate, a potential sidewalk rage incident. yes, things have come to this. Now I am naturally a fast walker. That is my nature, to walk fast. Or, what may seem to others to be fast. Surely everyone has their own unique rate of speed, their own special gait, movement of the arms, legs and so on. Did you not get that email?

I have been described as an immensely talented person. I've even been called brilliant on occasion. But alas, I have a weakness. I am woefully inconsistent. You might say "I blow hot and cold," alternately. In fact, that's how a college professor once characterized me. The world rewards consistency. And my inability to perform consistently is factor which has precluded me from capitalizing on many opportunities.

sports fan macho man uber foo foo aqua velva brut day coffee maker dominating the break area or break corridor such as it is, or isn't. football pictures splashed all over the cubie. Old Spice. Three minutes and I shall return to the break corridor to procure my oatmeal, toast and applesauce. Isn't football like the gayest sport evar? I mean, next to wrestling of course.

selection 2008: where we get to see just how redneck and racist this country really is, at it's very depths.

espousing his point of view in great detail but never does he mention that we live in a police state and have been for a a very long time, who can trace the genesis of the coup that created this totalitarian nation of special interests of oligarchy of stolen elections or wholesale outright bloody fucking murder in countries where we have no reason other than bizarre business interests for being there and there and here we blink, we turn the proverbial blind eye, we watch TEEVEE while the mendacity continues in an endless stream, festering, suppurating, bubbling and popping and the punditocracy

polygamous prairie squid ought to be allowed to marry and tarry as they wish keep their abuse and ignorance isolated, contained, compounded and compressed within a compound unadulterated or impeded by tanks or tobacco or and firearms or alcohol or CPR or CPS or see you peas and carrots beta caroteen nappy brown part of the festivities

It's working! shrub exclaimed with a twinkle in his vacant stare. the sewage overfloweth, with huge turds and piles of refuse yes there's a pony in here somewhere keep digging, no not the website fuck that noise and all the social networking paths to nowhere proliferating like drosophila in a beaker flakes of flakes white flack seed oil there's a phony in there somewhere, hell, everywhere.

what is the status of....."? I was just wondering what the status of _____________ was you can call me back, in fact the sooner the better, yeah. talk to you later. but sooner, a sooner kind of later rather than a later later or no later at all. you know what I mean? water cooler jocularity, restocking the coffee machine anyone else want a bite of banality? Your cubicle or mine? Does it matter? Does IT matter?

Ron Ferple has an interview with OSFI IT Services (One Step From Indigent Information Technology Services, an outsourcing company).